|—||10 word story (via c-oquetry)|
|—||Audrey Hepburn (via michaelawaffles)|
everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
I wouldn’t mind living like this, a small little place that over looks the city. I could play records, drink tea, paint on Sundays, read books sprawled out on the ground and romance men way out of my league. That’d be nice.
"Wouldn’t mind" jeez this is really nice
I want this so bad
the truest comic ever
this is perfection
I was not expecting the last one
This is ideal. With a cute dog on the bed.
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
Lieutenant Dan, ice cream.
I always reblog this.
I made a little hat.
Fern wore the little hat.
Denny’s Dap #3: The Poundcake
Much like the Bacon Bump, this regional variation is for those with sensitive knuckles and a disdain for circular foods.